Sure, your unconditional love of bacon might give you heart disease, but it could also help you find actual love.
Oscar Mayer released a dating app yesterday. It’s called Sizzl, and it only matches you up with other people obsessed with bacon.
Obviously it’s a marketing ploy, but it is an actual app. It matches you with people based on your bacon preferences, and a ton of people are already signed up.
When you build your profile, every question is about bacon. First it asks if you prefer pork or turkey bacon, which should actually be a question on EVERY dating site. Because if you say turkey, you’re un-datable.
It also asks if you like thick cut, smoked, maplewood, or low sodium bacon. Then you have to say whether you like it chewy, crispy, or burnt.
And the last question asks what you’d do if you were on a date, and there was one strip of bacon left — would you take it, let your date have it, or share it with them? Apparently they’re expecting people to go on a lot of breakfast dates.
You can download the app at FindBaconLove.com. So far it’s only available for iPhone users.
